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Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 20XX ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!


Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*b


Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness...Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 20XX with God Bless.


Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution.


I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year..


A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 20XX.

Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest, God bless you always & may New Year 20XX..Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness.


You know God arrange for you..
12 Months of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 days of Happiness.
So when you Mixed them all..
You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it's 20XX My Dear.


In Year 20XX may God... would be your Best Friend, He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You, God Always Guide You & Carry you...Happy New Year 20XX


Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.

CID ki Shayari for CID fans : funny text messages short jokes in hindi

A for apple B for banana...

A for apple B for banana...

ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: kuch bhi ho jaye daya,goli mat chalana...





MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY

wah wah

MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY

ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahata kya hai khuni

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Hamare dil mein hain aap ke liye chahat

gaur farmaiye

hamare dil mein hai aap ke liye chahat

CID ke bad 11baje aata hai AAHAT





Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..

wah wah . .

wah wah..

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai

ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain "..





Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi

Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi

ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi.. :D





Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo

Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo

Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao.. :D :D



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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....

Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....

Ye baat jaankar "kuch to gadbad hay !" bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!





CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai...

wah wah.....

CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...

"Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,

ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'





Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......

ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro...........

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KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.

Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!





Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,

shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..

Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!





Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..

Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..

Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!





Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega

Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega

Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."





Kato gholo aur lagao....

Kato gholo aur lagao....

Waah...Waah...

Kato gholo aur lagao....

Kato gholo aur lagao....

Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao...."

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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....

Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....

Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!





chamche pe chamcha

spoon pe spoon

wah wah

chamche pe chamcha

spoon pe spoon

abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai

khoon pe khoon





paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....

paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....

Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo.........~!!!!!!!!!!





Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......

Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!



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Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai...

wah wah ..

Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai...

wah wah ..

Oh my GOD Daya, ye laash to buri tarah se jal chuki hai





Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

ACP almaari ki side se sat kar bola, Khooni zarur yahin kharha Hoga





Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Iss bar Abhijit bola, Sir ye Aise Muh nahi Kholega





Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

Wah wah

Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

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ACP Pradyuman bola , Daya mujhe lagta hai khooni mere saamne hi khada hai.





Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai

Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai

Dr. Salukhe bole iski maut ki wajah ZAHAR hai J





Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Daya inko chhod do , ye dono NIRDOSH hai





Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge,

Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge

DR SALUKHE murde se bhi sach uglava lenge !!!

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Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

Wah Wah

Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

Wah Wah

DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMARTOM REPORT AA GAI...





Mere dil me na jane kitne Armaan rahe.

Wah wah

Mere dil me na jane kitne Armaan rahe.

Wah Wah

Delhi Metro me jeb katro se Sawdhan rahe.





Zindagi ke safar mein har baar hum milenge.

Zindagi ke safar mein har baar hum milenge.

Agala station rajiv chowk darwaaze baayi taraf khulenge..



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5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do

Wah Wah !!

5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do

-DAYA- DARWAZO TOD DO ;)





Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo

Wah wah !!!

Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo

DAYA ISKE FINGER PRINTS TO LELO





Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan

Wah Wah

Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan

Wah Wah

Daya aakhir laash gayi to gayi kahan.





Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

Wah wah

Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

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ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai





Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

ACP pradyuman, geeta ka kaatil koi aur hai!!!





Sardi hai to khansi (cough) bhi hogi

Waah waah

Sardi hai to khansi (cough) bhi hogi

Waah waah

ACP Pradumann ne kaha: Tumhe to Faansi hi hogi





Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah wah

Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah Wah

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!



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Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!





Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

Fredrick kya finger prints match hue???





Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

oh my GOD abhijeet ek aur laash!!!





Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

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Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

Daya aur abhijeet, ghar ka kauna kauna chaan maaro!!!

Mahatma Gandhi Jayanti 2nd October SMS, celebration,quotes, greetings,wishes and photos, pictures, wallpaper and Download "AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY OR The story of my experiments with truth " e-Book for Free

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Our great Leader, Mahatma Gandhi's birth day falls on October 2nd. Let all Indians pray together and wish that the Great Soul is back in our midst once again. For we need him badly, very badly indeed. We need a true leader to lead this great nation.

Gandhi Jayanti SMS TEXT MESSAGES:

Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta use me Insaan nahi manta,aur, jo Gandhiji ko nahi manta use me Indian nahi manta.

Wishing all Indians Happy Gandhi Jayanti on 2nd October.

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Happy Gandhi Jayanti SMS The father of the nation with the tools of truth and nonviolence Freed our nation from imperialism Follow path of truth and wisdom Pay homage to this great leader on Gandhi Jayanti & always

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Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta use me Insaan nahi manta,aur, jo Gandhiji ko nahi manta use me Indian nahi manta.

Wishing all Indians Happy Gandhi Jayanti on 2nd October.

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Ishwar alla tero nam sab ko sanmati de bhagwan,

In remembarence of the mahatma,

HAPPY Gandhi Jayanti…!!

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"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" 

By Jef Aerosol, StreetArt, Paris, France

It’s day of celebrations,

Its day to value a special person,

Person who is the cause of our nation,

Who taught world the lesson of non-violence,

Its Mahatama Gandhi..

The Father of Nation……

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Aaeey mamu aaj Bapu ka janmadin hai,

Boleto Gandhi jayanti hai,

To mast mein bapu ko yaad karane ka,

Aur is msg ko dosto me forward karke,

Gandhigiri phailane ka kya mamu.

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Ye mamu aaj Bapu ka janmadin hai, Boleto Gandhi jayanti hai.to mast me bapu ko yad karane ka.aur is msg ko dosto me frwd karke Gandhigiri phailane ka kya mamu.

Happy Gandhi Jayanti

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Ishwar Alla Tero Naam Sab Ko Sanmati De Bhagwan…

In remembarence of the mahatma,

Happy Gandhi Jayanti.

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Most Famous Mahatma Gandhi Quotes:

• Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.


• Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.


• Hate the sin, love the sinner.


• I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.


• I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the cost of your life.http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/


• Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy.


• The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.


• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.


• Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.


• Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.

Top 10 Gandhi Quotes:

1. Strength

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

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2. Government

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty and democracy?



3. Self-Help

The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.



4. Government

It may be long before the law of love will be recognized in international affairs. The machinery of government stand between and hide the hearts of one people from those of another.

photo: by Raminder Pal Singh

Shot at the local Ram Bagh Gardens in Amritsar, India

5. God

As soon as we lose the moral basis, we cease to be religious. There is no such thing as religion over-riding morality. Man, for instance, cannot be untruthful, cruel or incontinent and claim to have God on his side.

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6. Life

There is more to life than simply increasing its speed.



7. Change

We must be the change we wish to see.



8. Self-Help

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.



9. Truth

The moment there is suspicion about a person’s motives, everything he does becomes tainted.

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10. Wisdom

Suffering cheerfully endured, ceases to be suffering and is transmuted into an ineffable joy.

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Happy Teachers day 5 th September / October free poems, text sms messages, greeting cards, quotes, quotations on teachers,Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan, speech on Dr Radhakrishnan.

Teachers Day SMS:

1. Thanks for being a true mentor of our hearts. Happy Teachers day.

2. You introduce me with world of words... I wish you the best of life on this Teachers Day.

3. Teacher you are an inspiration for me...

4. Lighting the lamp of knowledge within me. Happy Teachers Day

5. Love, Care, Support and Wisdom these are the virtues teachers possess

6. You Guided me, You supported me Thanks for everything Teacher

7. Teaching should be full of ideas instead of stuffed with facts. Happy Teachers Day

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Teachers Day School Board quotes:

Guru Govind Dohu Khade

Kake Laagu Pay

Balihari Guru Aapki

Gibind Diyo Bataye



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What I am today is all because of your inspiration and encouragement.

Thanks Teacher!

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Thanks for making us what we are today.

Happy teachers Day!!

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Thanks for being a mentor of our hearts and soul.

Happy Teachers day!!

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When it comes to teaching .. you are the BEST.

Happy teachers Day

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We are fortunate we had a teacher as wonderful loving and caring as you…

We all wish you Happy teachers Day…

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The Award for the most wonderful teacher has been declared and it goes to .

Happy Teachers day

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When everyone lost belief in me – you believed in me.

When everyone thought I am a gone case – you trusted me.

You risked your career to keep me on

You guided me for path on and on

Thanks for being there oh Teacher

Thanks for being my Teacher …

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Teacher is a person who always helps everybody to get the knowledge and always stands beside the students when they have problems. Thanks for being there Maam/Sir.

Happy Teachers Day

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Teacher is someone patiently who stands by us

who insliting the essence of life.

You are wonderful teachers

who proved that learning can be joyous

and pleasant experience

wishing you a

HAPPY TEACHER’S DAY

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You Guided Me When I Was Lost

You Supported Me

When I Was Weak

You Have enlightened me all through

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Guru ki mahima aprampar

Kar diya dekho chamatkar

ek jadbuddhi balak ko

De diya saara Sansaar

Guriji aapka Dhanyawaad aaj shikshak divas par..

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Teachers Day Speech:

"Mata Pita Guru Deivam"

is an old saying which means Mother, Father and Teachers are equal to God. Teachers are given such a high respect and value because they enlighten us with profound knowledge and power while parents gave life to our body and teachers gave life to our soul. We are always thankful to them and as an expression of thankfulness we celebrate teacher’s day in India every year on September 5. Teacher’s day is a tribute to the teachers for their incomparable deed of preaching and their devotion and hard work.

Teacher’s day Poems

Number One Teacher Poem

(Name of teacher),

I’m happy that you’re my teacher;

I enjoy each lesson you teach.

As my role model you inspire me

To dream and to work and to reach.

With your kindness you get my attention;

Every day you are planting a seed

Of curiosity and motivation

To know and to grow and succeed.

You help me fulfill my potential;

I’m thankful for all that you’ve done.

I admire you each day, and I just want to say,

As a teacher, you’re number one!

–By Joanna Fuchs

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A Teacher for All Seasons Poem

A teacher is like Spring,

Who nurtures new green sprouts,

Encourages and leads them,

Whenever they have doubts.

A teacher is like Summer,

Whose sunny temperament

Makes studying a pleasure,

Preventing discontent.

A teacher is like Fall,

With methods crisp and clear,

Lessons of bright colors

And a happy atmosphere.

A teacher is like Winter,

While it’s snowing hard outside,

Keeping students comfortable,

As a warm and helpful guide.

Teacher, you do all these things,

With a pleasant attitude;

You’re a teacher for all seasons,

And you have my gratitude!

–By Joanna Fuchs

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Sonnet For An Unforgettable Teacher

(Teacher’s name),

When I began your class I think I knew

The kind of challenges you’d make me face.

You gave me motivation to pursue

The best, and to reject the commonplace.

Your thinking really opened up my mind.

With wisdom, style and grace, you made me see,

That what I’d choose to seek, I’d surely find;

You shook me out of my complacency.

I thank you now for everything you’ve done;

What you have taught me I will not outgrow.

Your kind attention touched my mind and heart;

In many ways that you will never know.

I will remember you my whole life through;

I wish that all my teachers were like you.

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Friendship Day : Free quotes, sayings, sms, text messages, greetings,cards, gifts, wallpapers, images and poems for your loving friends

I thank and praise god for every memory of yours

You are stalwart and sunshine in the valley of life

May god continues to strengthen you with might

May He lights your path in every alley or night

And bless you with grace that is never ceasing.

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Missing you so much. Always tried to being your best friend.

But things not happened as I thought.

May be we are far from each other.

But I'll always be there for you & try to make things as we dreamed of!

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Sometimes, I forget to say hi,

Sometimes, I even miss to reply,

Sometimes, my message doesn't reach you,

But, it doesn't mean that I forget you,

I just giving you time to miss me!

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A good friend is like a computer.

I 'enter' in your life,

'save' you in my heart,

'format' your problems,

'shift' you to opportunities &

never 'delete' you from my memory!

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A single candle can illuminate an entire room.

A true friend lights up an entire lifetime.

Thanks for the bright light of your friendship.

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Mahavir Jayanti : SMS, Wishes, greetings, text messages, celebrations, festival

Mahavira, also known as Vardhamana, is the last one in the galaxy of Twenty-four Teerthankaras (Jain Prophets). He was born in the year 599 B.C. and has been acclaimed as one of the greatest prophets of peace and social reformation that Bharat has ever produced. He was born to a pious couple, Siddhartha and Priyakarani or popularly Trishala Devi - who were deeply permeated with the philosophy of jainism preached by Parswanatha, the 23rd Teerthankara. Siddhartha was the king of Kaundinyapura on the outskirts of Vaishali (near Patna in Bihar).

Even as a boy, Mahavira came to be associated with many episodes of absolute fearlessness which earned him the name `Mahavira'. He grew up as a prince, excelling in physical prowess as well as intellectual acumen. However, he renounced the pleasures and luxuries of the place, as also the power and prestige of kingship, and undertook a life of intense penance for more than twelve years. He calmly bore not only the rigors of nature but the torments from the ignorant and mischievous among his own countrymen also. He finally became self-illumined. But not content with his own personal salvation, he chose to become a great human redeemer.

He looked around and found the society corrupted by the distortions of the true concept of Dharma. Violence in the form of animal sacrifice had overshadowed the true spirit of yajna and yaga. Spiritual values had been supplanted by superstitions and lifeless rituals and dogmas. Propitiating various Gods and Goddesses was considered as a means of acquiring religious merit - Punya - to the exclusion of the true spiritual significance of these Vedic practices. Mahavira, with his penetrating insight born out of self-realization, struck mercilessly at these perversions. He simplified the religious procedures and concentrated on righteous conduct.

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Mahavira's simple and convincing method of appealing to the highest and noblest impulses in the living breast soon won him a large following. He would, for example, pose the following question in order to bring home the grand message of non-injury to every living being: "Can you hold a red-hot iron rod in your hand merely because some one wants you to do so?" The listeners would instantly reply, "No, never". Then Mahavira would ask them, "Then, will it be right on your part to ask others to do the same thing just to satisfy your desire? If you cannot tolerate infliction of pain on your body or mind by others' words and actions, what right have you to do the same to others through your words and deeds?" Mahavira would then sum up his message: "Do unto others as you would like to be done by. Injury or violence done by your to any life in any form, animal or human, is as harmful as it would be if caused to your own self."

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Mahavira's emphasis on this `Unity of Life' forms one of the highest saving principles of human life. The modern civilization, which seeks to exploit and destroy every other kind of living species in order to satiate the never ending cravings of man, is landing the entire human species itself in a deadly peril.

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As one deeply conversant with the needs, capacities and aptitudes of human being, Mahavira initiated a simple five-fold path for the householders: Ahimsa (Non-injury - physical or mental - to others), Asteya (non-stealing), Brahmacharya (temperance in sexual pleasures) and Aparigraha (non-acquisition of property).

Mahavira's injunctions for the monks and nuns were however very exacting. Abstinence from every kind of physical comfort and material possession and absolute dedication to the highest ethical and spiritual discipline were enforced. Even to this day, 2500 years after the passing away of that great master, this pure and upright

tradition of the monks has been maintained. Thousands of white clad Sanyasins and Sanyasinis and also nude monks move on foot from village to village and town to town, throughout the length and breadth of the country, carrying Mahavira's gospel of peace, non-injury and brotherhood among people.

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Mahavira left his mortal coils at the age of 71 on the Deepavali day. But the lamp of peace which he lit continues to glow through the myriad lights of that Festival of Lights.

News Links realted to MAHAVIR JAYANTI: 

• President, PM, Ansari greet people on Mahavir Jayanti
  
  


• Mahavir Jayanti…market closed on Tuesday
  
  


• Taarak Mehta ropes in the most costly idol by far.
  
  


• In the wake of Mahavir Jayanti (April 7, 2009) MAHAVIR : A Fearless Hero
  
  


• DANCER SRIDHAR JAIN BAGS GOMMATA AWARD
  
  


• UP Guv wishes Mahavir Jayanti
  
  

TEXT SMS MESSAGES:

• Hopefully Preaching of Lord Mahavir 
  
  

ie. right faith (samyak-darshana), 

right knowledge (samyak-jnana), and 

right conduct (samyak-charitra) 

together give us the real path to attain the liberation of one’s self.

Happy Mahavir Jayanti

• Happy Mahavir Jayanti .
  
  

May Lord Mahavir Bless you on Mahavir Jayanti and Always

Greetings:

April Fool sms jokes, shayari, funny sms, msg, sms hindi greetings, tricks, pranks, images, wallpapers, videos: All free

April Fool SMS [messages]: 

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have Bus pass.

Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai 
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?

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F$##

FO$#

FOO$

FOOL

FoOl

fOoL

foOL

FOOl

fOoL

FoOl
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FOol

foOL

FOOL

Pressing For What? Once a Fool Always a Fool..

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl?
April 1
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If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

Aisa Dostana hamara,
Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Varsha tu Badal,
Mai Hot tu Cool,
Mai April tu…?

Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!
India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka,
Players got cought in drug test!
Bewakuf April fool!

FOOLse
FOOLne
FOOLonki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath wish kiya-
'O' FOOL, U r d mst
beautiFOOL,
wonderFOOL &
colorFOOL
amongst all
FOOOLS...
Happy FOOL's day.

pl. dnt mind.






In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

April Fool Greetings:





April Fool Pranks and Tricks:

These are not SMS,  just an April Fool Trick:

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.


Glue and Water
Take a cup and put some glue and some water mix it up and put it on top of a door, open it just a http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
bit, have some one go out of it. When a person goes out of it they will get it all on top of them.

p.s. you can put milk and glue in a cup.


Tape the Mouse Ball
Take a piece of clear tape and place it over the mouseball. This will prevent the mouse ball from

turning and frustrate the user.
This trick is quite easy for the user to figure out and it is easy to set up.
However, if you really want to be cruel, slightly unplug the mouse cable from the computer as well.


Bad Phone Connection
Pick one friend that you are going to abuse. Every time you call them at home, pretend that you

cannot hear them when they speak.
"Hello? Hello?" *click*
Everytime they call you, do the exact same thing.
You can always add in a few lines such as, "I don't know who you are, but this isn't a funny joke." http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
If you see them on the street, act suprised and relieved.
"Oh that's YOU calling me. Here I thought it was a crank caller!"
Usually they will blabber out some apology and all the time you can smile to yourself knowing you are really pulling one over on them.


Grease the Phone
Place Vaseline on the ear piece of a telephone receiver.http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
In a pinch, a tab of butter will work just as well. Or first aid cream.
This prank can also be used on unattended cell phones.


Bathroom Pudding
Smear chocolate pudding all over a bathroom. Works best in public bathroom, as people will most likely not clean it up. They will just try to avoid it but at the same time think its poo.



Frozen Bra
While your female roomie is asleep, take her bra, wet it and put it in the freezer. Then before she http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
wakes up put it back. Now all you have to do is sit back and wait til she puts it on in the morning.


Dandruff Prank
Very quietly sneek up on your victim and shake some salt into his hair. Your victim will think he has dandruff.


Cellophane Toilet Bowl Prank
Place clear cellophane over the toilet bowl but under the seat. Works best at parties where a large percentage of the people are drunk.

Great April fool Videos: [Click here]

Have a happy, healthy, funny, prankfull 1st April.