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College ke din: The sweet memories of our college days....
College days are always the best days of our life, the friends we make, the days we spent together and the moments shared are priceless. When at college we are just living a normal life, as we thought but we are unaware that in reality we are creating some life time memories. Though we forget those days as we get involved in out daily routine and new responsibility, but sometime few lines take us back to our college days and a smile comes on your face as we recall those moments...
Go through these points and i bet you'll be back to your college days and a smile will come on your face:
1. On being Late:
"Kab shuru hui class?"
"Attendance ho gayi kya??"
"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"
"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya
padaya tha isne"
"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse
likhunga......."
" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"
"wo bhi iss class ke liye "
2. During the lecture:
"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is
........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."
"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."
"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"
"dekhiyo tera net aa rha hai kya...."
"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Ma'am kya lag rahi hai aaj........"
"dekh woh ladki..... apne boyfrnd se baat kar rhi hai....."
"Uske Saamne nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha.......
"Saala sab ne laptop khol rakha hai..."
"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."
"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"
3. Lab:
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"last time tu aaya the kya?""
"Karna kya hai??"
"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"
"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata
hai...."
4. Sessionals Test:
"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "
"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya
hoga...."
"Oye Ashish kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi
aaya to mein pakka fail...."
After test......
"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen
chalega..." SAHI !!
5. For attendance
"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "
"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"
"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya
faida hua....."
6. Late submission of assignments:
" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein
submit kar dena"
"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"
"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "
7 . After exam:
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."
"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"
"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......
Gaya..........fail pakka......."
"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh
kar......"
8 . VIVA (b4 exam):
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."
"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."
"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak
preparation nahi hui hai"
9 . Submission:
"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."
"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
10 .Copying Assignments:
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
(The best one)
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
hai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."
"Koi hint........"
"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"
12. Exam:
"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai
woh NAHI aata hai" ..VERY VERY TRUE !!
"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"
"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"
"tere paas is ke notes hai??"
"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"
"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)"
"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE
"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........"
"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........."
I AGREE !! !!
This one is dedicated to all my friends:
"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai
Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.
kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain
kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.
abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai
Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.
Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai
exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,
college ke paas resturant ki yaad aati hai
tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.
Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.
Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.
Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai
bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.
bas ek bar aur
wapas lautne ka man karta hai."
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April Fool SMS [messages]:
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have Bus pass.
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?
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If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
Aisa Dostana hamara,
Mai Kashti tu Kinara,
Mai Dhanush tu Teer,
Mai Matar tu Paneer,
Mai Varsha tu Badal,
Mai Hot tu Cool,
Mai April tu…?
Watch ND tv news jaldi!!!
India is selected for super 8 because Sirlanka,
Players got cought in drug test!
Bewakuf April fool!
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FOOLonki
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FOOL k sath wish kiya-
'O' FOOL, U r d mst
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Happy FOOL's day.
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In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!
April Fool Greetings:
April Fool Pranks and Tricks:
These are not SMS, just an April Fool Trick:
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
Glue and Water
Take a cup and put some glue and some water mix it up and put it on top of a door, open it just a http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
bit, have some one go out of it. When a person goes out of it they will get it all on top of them.
p.s. you can put milk and glue in a cup.
Tape the Mouse Ball
Take a piece of clear tape and place it over the mouseball. This will prevent the mouse ball from
turning and frustrate the user.
This trick is quite easy for the user to figure out and it is easy to set up.
However, if you really want to be cruel, slightly unplug the mouse cable from the computer as well.
Bad Phone Connection
Pick one friend that you are going to abuse. Every time you call them at home, pretend that you
cannot hear them when they speak.
"Hello? Hello?" *click*
Everytime they call you, do the exact same thing.
You can always add in a few lines such as, "I don't know who you are, but this isn't a funny joke." http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
If you see them on the street, act suprised and relieved.
"Oh that's YOU calling me. Here I thought it was a crank caller!"
Usually they will blabber out some apology and all the time you can smile to yourself knowing you are really pulling one over on them.
Grease the Phone
Place Vaseline on the ear piece of a telephone receiver.http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
In a pinch, a tab of butter will work just as well. Or first aid cream.
This prank can also be used on unattended cell phones.
Bathroom Pudding
Smear chocolate pudding all over a bathroom. Works best in public bathroom, as people will most likely not clean it up. They will just try to avoid it but at the same time think its poo.
Frozen Bra
While your female roomie is asleep, take her bra, wet it and put it in the freezer. Then before she http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/
wakes up put it back. Now all you have to do is sit back and wait til she puts it on in the morning.
Dandruff Prank
Very quietly sneek up on your victim and shake some salt into his hair. Your victim will think he has dandruff.
Cellophane Toilet Bowl Prank
Place clear cellophane over the toilet bowl but under the seat. Works best at parties where a large percentage of the people are drunk.
Great April fool Videos: [Click here]
Have a happy, healthy, funny, prankfull 1st April.
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