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College ke din: The sweet memories of our college days....

College days are always the best days of our life, the friends we make, the days we spent together and the moments shared are priceless. When at college we are just living a normal life, as we thought but we are unaware that in reality we are creating some life time memories. Though we forget those days as we get involved in out daily routine and new responsibility, but sometime few lines take us back to our college days and a smile comes on your face as we recall those moments...


Go through these points and i bet you'll be back to your college days and a smile will come on your face:




1. On being Late:



"Kab shuru hui class?"



"Attendance ho gayi kya??"



"Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar"



"Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu......... bolna ....... kal kya

padaya tha isne"



"Ek page de na.......... abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse

likhunga......."



" koi subah kaise aa sakta hai........"



"wo bhi iss class ke liye "









2. During the lecture:



"Yesss!!!! Sirrr.......The answer is



........huuuummmmm.......aaaaaaaa............."



"No sir.....I know the answer ......sir...."



"Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai"

"dekhiyo tera net aa rha hai kya...."

"Abe lecture ko maar goli..... Ma'am kya lag rahi hai aaj........"



"dekh woh ladki..... apne boyfrnd se baat kar rhi hai....."



"Uske Saamne nahi baith sakta tha kya.......gadha.......



"Saala sab ne laptop khol rakha hai..."



"Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain .."



"Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!"







3. Lab:



"Expt. 2 likha??"



"last time tu aaya the kya?""



"Karna kya hai??"



"Yeh bhai.....merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata........"



"Areee tu to bura maan gaya .......chal dikha na.....bhau kyo kata

hai...."











4. Sessionals Test:



"sessionals test???? ......Aree yaar...... "



"Kya....... abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya

hoga...."



"Oye Ashish kaha hai......uska roll number mere baad hai.......wo nahi

aaya to mein pakka fail...."



After test......



"yaar pada tha....recall nahi kar paya.......chhod na ....... Canteen

chalega..." SAHI !!











5. For attendance



"I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya "



"Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega........"



"Bola tha proxy regularly maar........ Saale tera class karne ka kya

faida hua....."







6. Late submission of assignments:



" Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein

submit kar dena"



"Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya........"



"They should allow XEROX........sala system hi kharab hai "







7 . After exam:



"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt..."



"kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya"



"1st mein 3 marks.....2nd mein 0.......3rd mein 2.......

Gaya..........fail pakka......."



"Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena........wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh

kar......"







8 . VIVA (b4 exam):



"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"



"Aeee.......Akash.....terese kya kya poocha....mood kaisa hai.."



"External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya......."



"Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak

preparation nahi hui hai"







9 . Submission:



"Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"



"kaat kaat ke likh le...kaon padhta hai"



"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"



"Jai ho computer baba ki......jai ho Ctrl C - Ctrl V ki......."



"Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"











10 .Copying Assignments:



"Ye tune kya likha hai????"



(The best one)



"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha

hai uska drawing nikal"



"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"



" Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar."



"Koi hint........"



"Are baba ghaseet de........na tu samjega na wo........"







12. Exam:



"Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai

woh NAHI aata hai"  ..VERY VERY TRUE !!



"ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar....to ab kya poochenge"



"ye last time hi poochha thaa......is baar nahi aana chahiye"



"tere paas is ke notes hai??"



"Neend aa rahi mujhe to...thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka"



"woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks

the story)"



"nahi samjha to rat le" - PERFECT ONE



"Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai........"



"Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya........."

I AGREE !! !!



This one is dedicated to all my friends:





"bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai





Aaj har wo din jeene ko man karta hai.





kuch buri batein jo ab acchi lagti hain





kuch batein jo kal ki hi batein lagti hain.





abki baar class attend karne ka man karta hai





Dopahar ki class mein aakhein band karne ko man karta hai.





Doston ke room ki wo baatein yaad aati hai





exam ke time pe wo hasi mazak yaad aati hai,





college ke paas resturant ki yaad aati hai





tab ki bekar lagne wali photos chehre pe hasi laati hai.





Apni galtiyon pe tumse daat khana yaad aata hai.





Par tumhari galti dekhne ka ab bhi mann karta hai.





Ek aisi subah uthne ka mann karta hai





bas ek bar wapas lautne ka man karta hai.





bas ek bar aur





wapas lautne ka man karta hai."