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CID ki Shayari for CID fans : funny text messages short jokes in hindi

A for apple B for banana...

A for apple B for banana...

ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: kuch bhi ho jaye daya,goli mat chalana...





MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY

wah wah

MANCHESTER UNITED main khelata hai ROONEY

ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahata kya hai khuni

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Hamare dil mein hain aap ke liye chahat

gaur farmaiye

hamare dil mein hai aap ke liye chahat

CID ke bad 11baje aata hai AAHAT





Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..

wah wah . .

wah wah..

Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai

ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain "..





Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi

Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi

ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi.. :D





Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo

Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo

Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao.. :D :D



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Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....

Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....

Ye baat jaankar "kuch to gadbad hay !" bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!





CID dekhne alag hi ehsaas hai...

wah wah.....

CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...

"Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!











Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,

Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,

ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'





Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......

Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......

ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro...........

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KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,

KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.

Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!





Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,

shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..

Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!





Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..

Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..

Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!





Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega

Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega

Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."





Kato gholo aur lagao....

Kato gholo aur lagao....

Waah...Waah...

Kato gholo aur lagao....

Kato gholo aur lagao....

Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao...."

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Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....

Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....

Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!





chamche pe chamcha

spoon pe spoon

wah wah

chamche pe chamcha

spoon pe spoon

abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai

khoon pe khoon





paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....

paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....

Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo.........~!!!!!!!!!!





Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......

Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!!!



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Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai...

wah wah ..

Certification ki last date nikal chuki hai...

wah wah ..

Oh my GOD Daya, ye laash to buri tarah se jal chuki hai





Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

Chandigarh ke aage Ludhiana, Ludhiane ke aage Moga

WAH WAH ..

ACP almaari ki side se sat kar bola, Khooni zarur yahin kharha Hoga





Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Andhaa kya Dekhega, aur Gungaa kya bolega,,

WAH WAH ..

Iss bar Abhijit bola, Sir ye Aise Muh nahi Kholega





Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

Wah wah

Duniya mein jise dekho pyar dhoonde pada hai

Wah wah http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/

ACP Pradyuman bola , Daya mujhe lagta hai khooni mere saamne hi khada hai.





Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai

Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai

Dr. Salukhe bole iski maut ki wajah ZAHAR hai J





Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai

Daya inko chhod do , ye dono NIRDOSH hai





Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge,

Agar chabi na mili toh hum taale tod denge

DR SALUKHE murde se bhi sach uglava lenge !!!

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Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

Wah Wah

Phool khil gae baharon ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii

Wah Wah

DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMARTOM REPORT AA GAI...





Mere dil me na jane kitne Armaan rahe.

Wah wah

Mere dil me na jane kitne Armaan rahe.

Wah Wah

Delhi Metro me jeb katro se Sawdhan rahe.





Zindagi ke safar mein har baar hum milenge.

Zindagi ke safar mein har baar hum milenge.

Agala station rajiv chowk darwaaze baayi taraf khulenge..



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5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do

Wah Wah !!

5 Rupaye ka 1 samosa,10 rupaye ke do

-DAYA- DARWAZO TOD DO ;)





Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo

Wah wah !!!

Pani se khelo par aag se na khelo

DAYA ISKE FINGER PRINTS TO LELO





Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan

Wah Wah

Maine tumhein dhunda yahan wahan

Wah Wah

Daya aakhir laash gayi to gayi kahan.





Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

Wah wah

Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai

Wah wah http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/

ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai





Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

Aaj food court mein pankhe ka bara shor hai

wah wah

ACP pradyuman, geeta ka kaatil koi aur hai!!!





Sardi hai to khansi (cough) bhi hogi

Waah waah

Sardi hai to khansi (cough) bhi hogi

Waah waah

ACP Pradumann ne kaha: Tumhe to Faansi hi hogi





Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah wah

Kya ada kya jalwe tere paaro

Wah Wah

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!



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Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Devdaas ke gum ka kaaran thi paaro

wah waha

Daya aur abhijeet ghar ka kona kona chaan maaro!!!





Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

wah wah

Cricket ke saare balls catch hue

Fredrick kya finger prints match hue???





Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

oh my GOD abhijeet ek aur laash!!!





Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah http://hallosushant.blogspot.com/

Ye hasin wadiya aur khula khula akash

wah wah

Daya aur abhijeet, ghar ka kauna kauna chaan maaro!!!